Post by geeves on May 4, 2009 11:41:48 GMT 11
Ever have trouble getting to trips?
Tony was attending his 4wd club's monthly meeting and had just told them he
couldn't make the upcoming Innamincka little place way outback (a) trip
because his missus wouldn't let him go.
After copping the under the thumb remarks and other derisive remarks Tony
left to go back home to the missus.
When Tony's mates started arriving to set up camp at Innamincka common the
following week who should be there but Tony sitting up in front of the
Cruiser , swag rolled out , fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing
away in a hot bed of Coolabah coals.
"How did ya talk ya missus into letting you go Tony ?"
"I didn't have to", was Tony's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a
beer to drown my sorrows. Then the missus snuck up behind me and covered my
eyes and said, " Surprise ".
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
through negligee and she said , ' Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to
the bed and you can do what ever you want .'
SO HERE I AM !
Tony was attending his 4wd club's monthly meeting and had just told them he
couldn't make the upcoming Innamincka little place way outback (a) trip
because his missus wouldn't let him go.
After copping the under the thumb remarks and other derisive remarks Tony
left to go back home to the missus.
When Tony's mates started arriving to set up camp at Innamincka common the
following week who should be there but Tony sitting up in front of the
Cruiser , swag rolled out , fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing
away in a hot bed of Coolabah coals.
"How did ya talk ya missus into letting you go Tony ?"
"I didn't have to", was Tony's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a
beer to drown my sorrows. Then the missus snuck up behind me and covered my
eyes and said, " Surprise ".
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
through negligee and she said , ' Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to
the bed and you can do what ever you want .'
SO HERE I AM !
....one of the other sites i visit has a friday funnies yep only allowed to post on fridays , it's a good change from the norm
